Hello, I am Satoru Iwata, and I have yet to escape my life imprisonment in the void. Whence I return to your plane of existence, and do not doubt that I indeed will, I shall exact my terrible revenge and bring naught but ruin and blight ‘pon thine homes, and bring back fear to the masses, fear or your inevitable oblivion in the wake of my most terrible second coming. Till mine end times are upon thee, however, please enjoy a preview for the new Kirby.
AAAHHHH THE MUSCLE PUMP….PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Christmas season is almost over hell yeah
original George Zimmerman art
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
the cyberworld is safe once again……………………….. for now………..
In case anybody is curious or needs an explanation, F.E.A.R stands for Focus Sash - Endeavor - Attack - Rattata. Try it out like this:
Enter a battle with any Pokemon (preferably a high-level Pokemon so that you’re more impressed) using your Rattata, equipped with a Focus Sash, as your starter. Use Endeavor. Because of its low level, the other Pokemon will attack first, leaving your Rattata with 1 HP (because of the Focus Sash). Rattata will then use Endeavor, which brings the enemy Pokemon’s health down to 1 HP as well. Then use Quick Attack, and watch your level 1 Rattata defeat a level 70 Lugia and gain like a zillion quadrillion experience points from it.
FUCK YEAH, RATTATA
I got into an arguement with my mother.
She’s an idiot, so I should have known better, but
I brought of the rediculous “Rape insurance” act that was passed in michigan.
And she said that she agreed with it, and that if a guy is sleeping around and gets a girl pregnant…